Sartorial flim flam.

Or jim jam. Bought Livia a nightdress with this design on it.

Oh, hardeehaaar, she said. 
I should have one too, I said, with Frumpy Cow written on it.

Yes! she said, you should!

Apart from...? I said.

Apart from, you are not frumpy, she said. Cough, she said. 

Hrmmm.