It is a really large number of days now since I became smokelessly fuelled. Feb 4th - you work it out. On my way home from an immense eleven hour shift yesterday, I was sitting at the traffic lights when there was a rap on my window. I looked left, and a beeeeeeaaaauuuuutiful (seriously beautiful) man was making clickety click signs with his right hand. Winding down the window, puzzled, I looked at him. "Have you got a light?" he said. "No! I don't smoke" I said. "I can see!" he grinned. "That's one of those things you use to stop, no? Good luck!!!"
I hadn't fully realised this was jammed between my lips ----------->
How fabulous. The most gorgeous man I've seen in approximately 32 years, and I'm chewing on a plastic tampon. If you think it couldn't get any worse, Mel C was on my stereo.
2 comments:
You make me howl! Seriously! I can't imagine that happening to anyone but you! Classic.
Clitus - thanks
Feathers - I know! it's true! I have this nagging feeling that I have seen this bloke before. Perhaps in my dreams eh? Ha.
Link - excellent. Hows the weather?
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