A Life Less Literary


(driving along, Pesk and Bonny enjoy a chat)

Bonny - Mummy, if there was a country where everything was really cheap, houses were £1 say, and all food was free in the shops, would you move there?

Pesk - Yes, of course.

Bonny - And say, the country was called Pesk-eats-Poo, would you still move there?

(Pesk turns radio up.)