Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Here's looking at you kid...

I love site meter. It tells me who is looking at this blog, why they're looking, where they live (roughly - it thinks I live in - alternately Mansfield and Rotherham. I don't. I would be more miserable (if possible) if I did). It tells me where they clicked into Pesk from, if it was through Google, it tells me what they were searching for. The latest searches - 'venn diagrams + restaurants'. 'Hard to pronounce Czech words'. 'What snails eat' (everything in my opinion - don't get me started). 'Pesk for free' - (eh?) and 'Tiny Gatling'. They're not too bad - a friend had someone to her blog through the search tag 'dog sex videos', so it could be much worse. Almost as disconcerting as that, is the fact that they were able to arrive at her blog from that tag. Brrr.
Someone in Manchester has searched using my full name on Google. I know who that is, as the unusual isp gives it away. A couple of Norwegians have arrived at my blog, probably because of the post I made about how awful their hometown is. Site meter doesn't tell me if they were affronted or not.
We should have a feedback button. 5 stars for I like this, 4 for could do better, 3 for distinctly average, 2 for mildly offended and 1 for How bloody dare you, you sanctimonious foulmouthed shit.

Work today. Oh hurrah.

5 comments:

ivoryfishbone said...

it was 'doggins sex videos' actually ... which seems even more bizarre ...

Pesk said...

It does. Weirdos.

M. said...

Does it know where I live?
(Mas quickly runs to obscufate the numbers on the front door)

Pesk said...

MAs, not yet. I'm working on a better version.

Fish - This Doggins thing perturbs me... do you think they were chavily looking for dogging? Misheard it? The internet worries me.

archie said...

I found you through the wonderful nursemyra. I'll be blogrolling you because you are interesting and quirky and mushy and real. And you write well. I wish I was, and could. :)